United’s Grifters

At Manchester United, Sir Jim Radcliffe has been heavily criticised with one’s cost cutting regime, but grafters of note have been ousted. To the Alex Ferguson’s role as a two million pound a year ambassador supping one’s red wine, syphoned, no more free pay days, drip, drip to a mind boggling 175,000 a year salary to the titled ‘a body language consultant’ to seek refuge inside the players heads, papier mache and all that, all part of the terrain, lap tops galore, free kick specialists, throw in experts, high and low block analysts, coded bog rolls, the list can go on, the United bullshit consultant being named as Kirsten Heukels, grifted out.

The Heukels claim to be technically astute in the coaching arts, quote Heukels “I would look at how the players are walking up to the penalty spot, to look at the body language”, all nonsense of course, clubs to employ anyone with a fancy job title, it’s all out there with many clubs recruitment areas of a laughing chamber, an overindulgence to be analytic, the sporting themed block.

FIFA’s Grifters

FIFA’s Club World Cup attached to clubs on the universe which FIFA engages, to accommodate many clubs who are not even serial winners in their own countries, hence the title, all makes sense? What does add up is that FIFA have raided their 6 billion masked raiders money to kick start the fake identity of this soulless concept, 800 million pounds at the initial count and rising, to be regenerated on a double down pay back, that’s the feeder gate to satisfy the FIFA president Giovanni Infantino’s hot pants ego, a sight to behold, Infantino rubs his smart arses with the FBI, anything around for those sniffing dogs, has to be the case, just to put ones boot straps as an entry to the tournament’s fanfare, supporter cardboard cutouts led to a 20 million pounds cash taster point for all clubs, a sweetener to better pay days on clubs progression, yes the tournament has passed us by, time to give it some oxygen all be it of a bad odour.

The Manero callouts on clubs who did not top their leagues, but to participate in the tournament bracket hinges on the farcical, the concept of the tournament was to accommodate the top clubs, but that was not the case.

Bayern Munich’s routing of New Zealand’s Aukland City 10-0 came of no surprise on this watch, Aukland FC an amateur team with forklift drivers, soda salesmen, real estate agents as addons to their soccer careers, the confirmer on the preposterous Club World Cup, cockeyed Infantino. Time for the Manero callouts, clubs’ final standings in their respective league of note, the roll call, the American Western and Eastern Conference Leagues, Los Angeles FC and Inter Miami with fifth and sixth place finishers respectively, to add to the gravy, Seatle Sounders drop zoned one place below Los Angeles FC being nine points off the top slot place.

It’s dynamite on this block, the Manero, the Mexican club Monterrey had a seventh placed finish league slot. All to concur with the English champions Liverpool’s non-invite. Manchester City’s invite revolved around the then and were not the here and now, as for Chelsea FC, in cahoots with football’s other governing body UEFA to fall in line with the FIFA same hymn sheet. The competition offers meaningless platitudes. The FIFA brand sheet comes under of racketeering aimed at commercial profits to breastfeed their corruption pots, bracketed (fraud) Infantino continues to ride free and easy, to look over one’s shoulder has to be induced, yielded on this figurehead to come crashing down, it’s time for the FIS (Federal Intelligence Service) to raid FIFA’s headquarters to crash land on football’s corruption body, but will they? In cahoots?

The Manero Parody Videos (artist) ‘Let’s Go’

The 1980’s pop group Kajagoogoo have now featured five times. David Bowie has made two appearances with East 17, Harry Styles and Kool and the Gang on one a piece. Yet to appear, Cliff Richard and the American funk band (1970’s) Raydio in production.

On the film frontage, Saturday Night Fever, the Long Good Friday (3 takes apiece) Arlington Road (2 takes) and the American Gigolo (2 takes) and Collateral (Tom Cruise) more films can be found of the Manero parody (artist) to culk into Manero (media). Recently to hit the airwaves, the Wolf of Wall Street, a Few Good Men (Jack Nicholson) is to follow and detective John Shaft. To come into focus at a later date, the film ‘Heat’, Al Pacino and Robert de Niro.

Articles to Feature in the Manero August Edition (author)

Mental Fortitude in Sport features Ian Botham, Nick Kyrgiuos, failure on recognition.

Manero Slams UEFA’s behind closed doors to accommodate on club’s dual ownership, secrecy, not on the Manero watch dog, ‘Let’s Go’.